IM KUNG FU BITCHES

Not a good semester for me, its stressing and I feel blah all over. I find solace in the wry amusement that is the JSA and my tai chi class with the astounding ruby olar. However, when one is in the blahsss,doldrums,etc and suddenly is attacked by a formidable opponent (strep throat) what does one do? YOU GET IN THAT VIRUS BITCH'S FACE. ANTIOBIOTIC PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!! often that not enough, bed rest is a must yet difficult to obtain. Im reminded of the advice of a kindly old african american that he dispensed when i was bitching and moaning in the emergency room over my damn hand, "bite the bullet son". Using this as my maxim and my newfound appreciation for balance in life through tai chi, i press onward with whatever keeps me in my stoic sense of mind. god damn do i want a nap.

i digress,(dont i always haha) i decide a sumptuos meal is in order, so i immedialty begin preparations for meat loaf, cauliflower casserole, and saffron rice. In midst of this my roomates mother calls my cell. It seems my roomate has mono. *crapfuck*(for those of you who havent already been familiar with this or googled/web md-ed it , well its friggin contagious and powerful xD) As with most mothers upon learning of their children's illness she sought out to soothe her child's woes. sadly waco is a long ways from home. next best thing: rashimon the ultimate male in housekeeping procedures! A series of instructions were relayed to me, monitor his temperature, asprin/ ibuprofin dispensing, etc etc in all honesty i didnt think he had much to worry but viruses arent predictable like an episode of Yugioh or 7th heaven or whatever . So now i have to keep an extra watchful eye.

now as most of you know i like to make light of the situation regardless of the outcome.
I went up the stairs, got my digital thermometer out and went into the virus laden room.
There he was playing WoW, you wouldnt know his body contained an instrument of doom.
I explained the situation and he laughed knowing full well the intentions of his mother.
I then proceded to explain how she needed me to take his temperature, i then said the most accurate thermometer for me has always been the rectal thermometer so come on lets have at it

to which he replied in a jovial way : "fuck you. thats a digital thermometer."

i am such a terrible person muahahah.

Pirates of Lake Houston

yarr! Your booty shivers me timbers. 'Tis a fine Saturday morn. The sun was shining, air was fair, and the meats were.... meating? So Rory, Ryan, Eric, Allah, and I went out to the Lake house for some fun in the sun and what not. Despite terrible evils of flooding from the rain(DAMN WOODEN FLOORS) its a nice place. We set sail on the Black Carpet,the lexus, and White Seamen,the white ford, (LOL GET IT?).














To do battle on the high seas one must have a sturdy vessel. T'was no dinghy more seaworthy than ours. Spanning a diameter of six feet and ample grips as well as riggings to tie on to whatever ye needed. THE NAUTICUS LASTED 4 hours before capsizing.CURSE THE NAILS.

Behold the mighty Captain No-Beard the Sexy and all his glory.















You wouldnt think a kiddie pool would fare well in these waters with 3-4 adults in it, but you'd be wrong.

Swimming for our lives! SHARKS, BIRDS DROPPING FISH ON US AND CRAZY JET SKIS OH NOES THE WOES. Overall a good time was had by all, we had grilled goodies, cards,techno music courtesy of ryan and his bro's OSIFC band thingy, and our own twisted humor.

Serial killers drink mountain dew....

My hiatus is over, lawl. I returned from Mexico, Sunday, but prior to leaving I went out with Jen and steph for a day of fun in h-townizzle. It began with a very long drive to and fro to pick up the gals followed by another long drive looking for gustable delights. I pulled into a relatively nice looking shopping area to get an idea on what to eat.

SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE... A balding middle-aged man driving a 1998 jeep grand Cherokee pulled up and motioned me to roll my window down. Being a nice person I am prone to idiotic lunacies and today was no exception. I rolled the window down slightly under the assumption he needed directions and being a man, I don't know any but give them out anyway, cuz that's what we do (LOL CLICHE!) "hey buddy I got to get to Columbus Texas by tonight and I'm down to my last 2 miles of gas here, do you think if I gave you my license you could help me get some gas?"

With a mind admired and questioned by friends and scholars alike, I quickly deduced this was a scam. That and as anyone who knows me for a long time knows: arash hates helping strangers. Just how stupid do I look T_T. Now I know some of you will be telling me: " aww he needed help! I woulda done something". Lunacy. This crazy moocow is telling me he has less than 2 miles of gas left and is stalking people in cars while in his car, with the a/c being used. Second, in a nicely populated town such as Houston, its not hard to get cash advances or whatever via your own card or bank or other fiscal business.
Either way I wasn't gonna waste time to help him be he honest or not, and clearly he wasn't. How do you get rid of an unwanted guest? Well luckily for me a rash is an irritant( LOL PLAY ON WORDS) it was FOB TIME! Hindu accent lvl 10 woo woo, repeatedly not understanding and giving suggestions in Hindu accent sent this crazy fcker away with the ol GOD BLESS. wtf was that for? That id suddenly be filled with the spirit of the lord and kindness and be all HAY WAIT I GIVE YOU MONEY TO DRIVE LOLZ. bleh either way I avoided danger and my passengers were in fear and giggles to my performance. "OMG arash why did you roll window down?" " that was scary!" and this comment by Stephanie shall forever ring in my head.

Stephanie:"Arash that guy was creepy he was a serial killer!"
me: what makes you say that?
Stephanie:"didn't you see him drinking mountain dew? He's extreme!"
me: o.o

god I love steph lol

The good, the bad, and the OMGWTFBBQ!!11!

Been a while,lets see THanksgiving was interesting, i didnt get to have a grand halo party and see my firneds for a few reasons
1. Aunt and uncle from Iran came to visit,yay i got to sleep in computer/guest/office with filing cabinets on floor. I had to show them Houston as a diplomatic way of my father to tell him, IM VERY BUSY
2.Thanksgiving, a wonderful time spent with friends and loved ones alike, for me it was eating till i couldnt breate and only gaining a freaking lb, muahaha
3.TIMEEEEEEEE IS ON MY SIDEEEEEEEEE........not
Oh well, winter break is coming, surely we do shizzle there.
Today is my birthday, as far as birthdays go mine seem to get better i think despite what tragedies and tainted memories the past fall season have wrought on me. I got many well wishes and i wish i coulda equally given every one a hug and a thankyou for your um... well wishes,

Daisy got me a butterfly she found in the yard ^___^ isnt my puppy kewt?she also gave me various slashes and gashes along my arms legs and inner jaw(ask if u must)

My mommy got me some furniture for apt, and framed my japanese shizzle, that and she,my sis and father got me one of them new fangled ipods. i have yet to open it or make use of its powers

Im really happy to see all my friends calling or posting on facebook and surprising me in halls with HEY BIRTHDAY BOY.
I got cookie cake,and icecream, and candles>.> special emphasis on candles
"oooh arashhhh your old!!! omg is soo hot damn your old"
T____T when i turn 21 i aint buyin you fools jack shit in terms of booze

Ah the funzors of college. id write more but i have an appointment with an annoying bitter whitey who only pays attention to Barbie-esque chicks at baylor. Piff, PIFF I SAY

to anyone who reads this, which i have no clue if anyone does, hell i dont know why i amwriting this, guess i practice writing.make a funny book or series. i dunno i feeling sleepy
Come bug me some time, soon finals approach, ah a winter wonderland of not snow, but academic stupor. /joy


THANKS FOR MAKING ME HAPPY ON THIS DAY.

Rashi+Batman Gauntlets+ Batman mask+cape= BAT RASHI

Fear me citizens of Waco, I am vengeance, i am the night i am BATMAN!!!!

my trip home was rather interesting, stopped by CS, to see good ol pal. then hightailed it home around 9ish? My kangaroo is sooo obedient! no barking or psychotic jumping. oh how i missed Daisy ^^: we wrestled and fought for a good hour before she passed out of exhaustion on my stomach trapping me. I recovered my treasures from the far east from my father. Two lil phoenix necklaces, a crossbow, an old blade,various clothing articles that will never fit me, and the creme de la creme: an antique persian dagger. This is one nice thingy! ivory handle and the blade is composed of an interesting alloy of some sorts. gold etching is on the base of the blade, and the ivory handle is encrusted with jewels though some are missing(or stolen ) it still got a few emeralds and im assuming red jade? oh well it a nice gift.

So aside from fighting my feral kangaroo and playing devil may cry3/RO i studied some and bought a buncha funzors reading material.
very unproductive weekend, XD i ate a hella lot though and brought lotsa spices for the kitchen
damned i like foodzors.

been a cryptic week, odd dreams and memories assaulting me... like my sister i dont like this time of year anymore hehe, its been tainted. I am stressing, I am becoming angry, I am gonna finish this post and prance around in my batman costume. damned if i could only afford the chest plate...

smokers and ants T__T

Freaking #@)(*&%. Psychology is a fun class. The module one teacher is witty and engaging and despite the huge lecture hall seating and what not i tend to enjoymyself.

That is up until my new friend smokie. This whitey comes in to class (most of the time) smelling like tobacco. STINKY TOBACCO. Granted all tobaccy is stinky to me, this was STINKY, EW EW, good god you kiss your mother with that mouth.

Good.
God.
Her shortened life expectancy is not short enough for me T__T. the smell wafts and lingers on my clothes as i type this rant. All i can do is pray she gets over her addiction or smokes those "scented/flavored" ciggarettes.

Hate smokers, go off into a portapotty and smoke ur self to that pleasure zone or whatever. bleh
in rain its terrible. I love the rain, best things to happen to me happen in the rain. BUT GOOD GOD Smokers. The covered areas of buildings are the only refuge from the deluge of precipitation on campus. but oh noez that flavor rush etc i needz it nowzzzz i smoke in awning where 6 or 7 other people are waiting cuz i gots rights too.

NO YOU DONT SMOKERS GO DIE. YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY vs. Profit of life remaining is shizzle compared to the vast numbers of u bastards on death sentence.
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ah last night i breathed in a triumphant breath of .... triumph. "I HAVE ALL BUT DEFEATED THE ANTS" i proudly exclaimed to lon lon, teh roomie.
oh how wrong i was,(or right depending on how you look at that wierd wording)

i am greeted to an army of ants all screaming "FOR THE HORDEEEE" digging in my trash, property value damaging bastards! EAT RAID BITCH, *SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY*mother of god they wont stop cominggggg!

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anyhooo waiting for the land lady to get back from her break to complain.
news about rashi:
I is teh IM chair of JSA club. YAYZ. how did i get this miraculous position? by being a minority T__T and being tricked into it. ah well maybe itll be fun.

rashmobile is being swaped for a while, dont look for the black persian mobile XD. Look for the white persian mobile. bad ass bass not included T__T (baby missing youuuuu)

i am glass-less. Repair my old frames? or get newer trendier omg-how-are-you-not-gay frames? fuck it man its glasses glasses? duct tape, save teh $$

what a boring entry. No wonder no one comments.

I am a japanese singer....

OMFG click here his fan site.I kinda see it
yay for defying time space and making it to all my thingies today. much running, much hustling. So i went to the Japan table at baylor. its a place to meet japanese exchange students. Had fun practicing my japanese with the new students. miss the old ones T__T. Apparently the subject of music singers came up and blah blah my new friend Yukiko mentioned i look like Hirai Ken.... rightt... so i continue chatting with the group and uh well 2 other students mentioned hey you look like Hirai Ken.... okayyyy thats as weird as those blondes in religion telling me i look like will ferrel.
any way they asked me to close my eyes and were all like wow he does look like him. so i go to check this on google. i dont see it. someone im me okay tell me what you think